This is my new column I’m going to do every Friday to recap the week in gaming news. You can count on me doing the every Friday I want to do it. If I don’t do it I’ll just blame it on you anyways for not reading it.
Here goes:
1. Wildstar: I’m now very interested in this game. I plan on kissing everybody’s ass to draw attention to my blog. It is the prime time for me to jump on this bandwagon to drive up my numbers that don’t count for shit. I might even quit fucking swearing to seem like a respectable fucker so I don’t piss bitch asses off. I’ll try to get a beta key too by licking so much Carbine ass, they’ll save money on toilet paper. Expect ridiculous amounts of Wildstar shit here.
2. Guild Wars 2: I finally made it to level 80 after taking 3 months off to have the wildest unprotected sex of my life. I can’t say GW2 is better than sex, but I have to rehydrate for a couple months to build up my reserves again. Anyways, I’ll be playing GW2 more in between my balls being drained.
3. SWTOR: the game is still stupid even free no matter how many patches the come out with. The monotonization of the game is the greatest turn off. I don’t give to excessive greed.
4. Path of Exiles: I’ve heard good things about this game. I have no idea what it is about, but I’ll like to Google it sometime. Maybe somebody will just do it for me so I can play with their body and not actually do anything.
5. BilzzCon: looks like they are going to announce Titan this year. I’m already blown away. I think I’ll start a new blog the second it announces. Na! Why bother because Blizzard doesn’t do shit for bloggers. They think we’re scum. Well at least they sent me a letter stating I’m scum. I just figured I’d bring the rest of you done too. I hope Wildstar doesn’t plan on releasing around BlizzCon. That would be plain stupid. I’d say have a month in both directions to cushion the blow.
6. Elder Scrolls Online: Boring!!!
7. Neverwinter: Interesting, but I feel like try to release too early and royally fuck up. Just ask WAR, AoC, and SWTOR how releasing before it’s done can hurt you. Those games all suck even though they ate better games now. You never recover from your initial suck. This is all going back to #2.
8. Working Out: I’ve spent the last 4 months in the gym busting my ass. I’m nauseated every time I walk out of the gym from lifting. I workout that hard. I’m a pretty muscular guy, but I still have a little tub tubs around my waist. Mainly because I love cookies. If your interested in not being a fatass check out my good friends blog Geek Fitness. He’s lost a ton of weight out of pure determination. He even has asthma and runs about every day. I’m a genetic freak of nature when it comes to muscle building and if I had 1/2 of Bee J’s willpower if be a Greek god. Check His awesome blog out… Now!
That’s all for this week. Next week I plan on swearing less but more. I’d also like to be linked by everybody and praised for the shit I do. Get on that will ya?
3 Responses to “Weekly Whine featuring: #BlizzCon, #Wildstar, #TESO, and Me”
When I was in high school, I always said that if I were to have any inclination to work out and get in shape, I’d be a monster. Now that I’m doing it, I feel that I wasn’t overstating it that much. I hope to start working with weights a lot more over the summer as I move into my half-marathon training, so we’ll see.
Maybe between your know-how and my willpower, we’ll both be Greek gods.
Scary, shut yer fucking mouth you gd douche bag! I saw that picture of you on twitter, made me feel like that 1000lb guy they had to crane out of his house to get to the ER some years ago!
BJ, congrats! Keep working at it!
BJ, couldn’t figure out how to respond on your blog thing. I ran XC (cross country) in HS (some 10-11 years ago), I have NOTread all of your blog, just the latest entry. I always found it easiest to run with others. I always PRd (personal record) every race because I pushed myself harder every race. I took off in a dead sprint until I literally couldn’t run anymore, jogged until I caught my breath, ran about 80% passing other racers sprinting when I had to. Now training? All I did was sprint, jog to catch my breath, sprint… Keep in mind I’ve played soccer all my life and I also ran track. If you need more personal tips, ask Scary how to get ahold of me. I might be able to help you out.