This is my new column I’m going to do every Friday to recap the week in gaming news. You can count on me doing the every Friday I want to do it. If I don’t do it I’ll just blame it on you anyways for not reading it.
1. : I’m now very interested in this game. I plan on kissing everybody’s ass to draw attention to my blog. It is the prime time for me to jump on this bandwagon to drive up my numbers that don’t count for shit. I might even quit fucking swearing to seem like a respectable fucker so I don’t piss bitch asses off. I’ll try to get a beta key too by licking so much Carbine ass, they’ll save money on toilet paper. Expect ridiculous amounts of Wildstar shit here.
2. : I finally made it to level 80 after taking 3 months off to have the wildest unprotected sex of my life. I can’t say GW2 is better than sex, but I have to rehydrate for a couple months to build up my reserves again. Anyways, I’ll be playing GW2 more in between my balls being drained.
3. : the game is still stupid even free no matter how many patches the come out with. The monotonization of the game is the greatest turn off. I don’t give to excessive greed.
4. : I’ve heard good things about this game. I have no idea what it is about, but I’ll like to Google it sometime. Maybe somebody will just do it for me so I can play with their body and not actually do anything.
5. : looks like they are going to announce Titan this year. I’m already blown away. I think I’ll start a new blog the second it announces. Na! Why bother because Blizzard doesn’t do shit for bloggers. They think we’re scum. Well at least they sent me a letter stating I’m scum. I just figured I’d bring the rest of you done too. I hope Wildstar doesn’t plan on releasing around BlizzCon. That would be plain stupid. I’d say have a month in both directions to cushion the blow.
6. : Boring!!!
7. : Interesting, but I feel like try to release too early and royally fuck up. Just ask WAR, AoC, and SWTOR how releasing before it’s done can hurt you. Those games all suck even though they ate better games now. You never recover from your initial suck. This is all going back to #2.
8. : I’ve spent the last 4 months in the gym busting my ass. I’m nauseated every time I walk out of the gym from lifting. I workout that hard. I’m a pretty muscular guy, but I still have a little tub tubs around my waist. Mainly because I love cookies. If your interested in not being a fatass check out my good friends blog Geek Fitness. He’s lost a ton of weight out of pure determination. He even has asthma and runs about every day. I’m a genetic freak of nature when it comes to muscle building and if I had 1/2 of Bee J’s willpower if be a Greek god. Check His awesome blog out… Now!
That’s all for this week. Next week I plan on swearing less but more. I’d also like to be linked by everybody and praised for the shit I do. Get on that will ya?